fuck wit

1) english n. ; A dullard, Dunce, Moron, Idiot, Retard

2) ebonic adj. ; Fix, Repair

1) Mortimer left his gas cap on the pump again, what a FUCK WIT !

2) Yo, my mac9 jam at da drive-by last night. You FUCK WIT it fo me homie?

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Texas Tick-Turd

A particularly obnoxious and dangerous fecal pellet. Originate from the position of Governor of Texas. Highly toxic to national economies, extremely damaging to the American middle class, and destructive to U.S. global standing if allowed to range beyond their native territory. Actually much smaller than they appear once stripped of braggodocio and puffery. A hick, particularly appealing to the school yard bully/redneck, wealthiest 2%, and corporate outsourcer. Love to start wars that someone else has to fight, finish, and pay for.

Mike: Did you hear who just entered the Presidential race?

Ike: Yea, thats just what this country needs, another TEXAS TICK-TURD in the White House.

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upward failure

An individual who's rising career path is the result of repeated rejection and transfer from their current position as a means of ridding a group of their undesirable presence. An alternate means of expulsion from a group as opposed to termination.

After the process has been repeated in rapid succession, these individuals are mistakenly viewed by unknowing superiors as exceptional rising stars, and thus soon and often rise to the highest ranks of management.

The downward spiral, failure or non-performance of many modern corporations is the result of the cadre of upward failures who now ocupy the positions of CEO, CFO, and COO.

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Goonix

A singular turd, often of unusually large size. More than one turd is NOT a Goonix.

1: The toilet could not flush because of the GOONIX wedged in the bowl.

2: Dustin: I see you just walked the dog.

Chuck: How do you know?

Dustin: Cause it has a GOONIX hung in its ass fur.

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