A normal work day where you are late or no call no show to an appointment.
My cable guy must have a Dutch Holiday, I've been waiting around all day for him to show up.
When you take poop on the hood of someone's car.
I gave my girlfriend a Dutch Hood Ornament when we broke up.
When you break a cock ring during a gang bang and hold up the others while you repair it. Similar to repairing your bicycle in the bike lane.
On my way to work this morning I ran into a Dutch Traffic Jam.
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