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An expression of entitlement usually used by government employees who think you should be grateful that they provide a service you don't want which is funded by stolen money. An acronym for 'Thank Me For My Service.'
"I just got back from a tour of duty occupying another country in order to further a corporate agenda. You should tmfms by buying me a drink."
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Make money, don't love hoes. A word of encouragement or advice used to remind someone to make good choices with regards to their finances and interpersonal relationships.
My coworker just asked to borrow $300 for another abortion. That guy really needs to learn to MMDLH.
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Rapid aggressive dick biting. A signature martial arts maneuver whereby a small and seemingly friendly dog latches onto your penis and shake its head with great enthusiasm. Can causing extreme pain, blood loss, and death.
Don't fuck with my neigbor's dog. She's trained in RADB.
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The acronym for 'Thank You For Your Service.' Usually used ironically to express that you did not actually want the service in question. It's also a polite way to say "go fuck yourself you jackbooted thug."
Cop: "I'm citing you for a seatbelt violation. It's a $200 fine but it's for your own good."
Citizen: "TYFYS"
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Thank You For Your Service. Non-ironic usage to be used for waitstaff, retail clerks, or anyone else providing a service that you appreciate.
Waitress: Here's another beer sir is there anything else I can get you right now?
Me: I'm fine for now, TYFYS.
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The phenomenon that occurs during fellatio where the person performing the blowjob closely resembles a small mammal sucking termites out of a stump. The term can also apply when someone is really enjoying a Popsicle or a banana.
That chick is a master fellatrix, check out this anteater selfie she just sent me!
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Repost. A link or meme that has already been posted by someone else. Usually in the same thread.
That guy keeps rapetoasting memes that are older than the internet.
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