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Three two-letter words that somebody uses when they want to make short work of whatever task that needs to be done.
Especially when that person who said it is closest to that problem to tackle it.
Jimmy the supervisor was on the floor surveying all while Jerry is putting stock on the shelves at the liquor store.
Jimmy gets a call on his cell, answers it, and listens...
Jimmy (listening intently, then replies): ... Yes, sir! You need that NOW?!
And meet you at the front part of the store? Okay, sir!
(Jimmy yells to James...)
Jimmy (with emphasis): Jerry! I need you to get six bottles of Cristal, 3 bottles of José Cuervo, some whiskey sour mix,
two super-big bottles of Jack Daniel's, a case of Captain Morgan, and 4 bottles of Scotch! Get a crate and a dolly ready!
Jerry (asking): What's the occasion?
Jimmy (straightforward): A client wants to stock up for a New Year's party right now! Trying to beat the holiday rush!
Jerry (surprised): He is?! I'm on it!
Jimmy: Hold up, Jerry! I'll help you! Get that dolly and a couple of boxes, and we'll get that done ASAP PDQ!
When you get that great bud, smoke, or hooch that is the best, the VERY BEST, a cut above the rest, especially
when it is totally 100% cherry, that'll set you flying into the IONOSPHERE it's so mind-blowing great.
Bro #1 (exhausted yet pleased): Hooo, shit, man... what a night!
Bro #2 (curious): What's up with you, man?
Bro #1 (pleased): Last night a friend of mine got me some bud from Aspen a guy was growing
in his house. I mean, it was completely grown with all natural fertilizer, mountain soil, I mean
the whole nine yards, all in his basement! All pure! No bug spray or anything!!
Bro #2 (astounded): Holy shit, man... how was it?
Bro #1 (stoked): Man, that bud was so pure, it had me zooming around those communication satellites I was high!
Bro #2 (amazed): Oh, fuuuuuck... still got some or did you smoke it all?
Bro #1: Uh-uh, no way, Bro! I rolled a few ahead of time before I smoked that first one! (Hands Bro #2 a joint.) Try it out.
-----------A FEW HOURS LATER...------------------
Bro #2 (high and happy as hell): Holy shit, man! Now THAT... is that GOOD shit, bro! Whooooo!
Bro #1 (laughing): I know right?
Bro #2 (giddy): Shiiiiiit... we better hold off on these for a while... don't wanna waste these puffs until we
get some more! That is high-quality bud... man, you want to get some eats?
Bro #1 (stoked): Yeah, man... I got the munchies so bad, I'd make PAC-MAN look like a picky eater!
Bro #2 (agreeing): Let's go to the Arches or the Bell. Think the Hut's open?
Bro #1: If it is, I think three or four pies will do. Already had some of that Bell... got me farting like goddamn!
Bro #2: Thanks for the warning... avoid the Bell.
A woman's breasts. Especially the big variety of breasts.
It's easy to notice the yummy large bra-fruit on some women, especially when they wear
those low cut blouses that show all that cleavage unashamed and flirtatious.
When your problems hit suddenly, pile up on top of you in an overwhelming manner with increasing severity, and you feel things might get increasingly worse if you don't deal with it ASAP.
Especially when either natural or man-made disasters either looms on the horizon, or happens in the next second.
Whether if you are living anywhere in the world, you know good and well that when disaster occurs, whether it is suddenly or looming over the horizon, just get ready in case SHTF... because it WILL.