chewing asbestos

n. CHOO-ing a-SBES-tis, -tos

Loose long-fiber asbestos intended for chewing

I used to inhale asbestos dust, but these days I prefer to use chewing asbestos

West Virginia and Wyoming are the only states that still allow the sale of chewing asbestos

Chessant

N. Ches-AHNT

A connoisseur of chess sets, usually an amateur at the game of chess itself, sometimes with considerable inherited wealth

Paul: I bought a chess set for sixpence
George: Groovy mate
Ringo: Where's John?
George: He's not invited, bloody chessant only plays with gold sets!