Wabash

A MEN-ONLY college located in Crawfordsville, IN. An acclaimed liberal arts school with great athletics. Also noted by the locals to be full of weirdos and douche bags that lure young and unsuspecting local high school girls into their many fraternities with alcohol. This disturbing phenomenon is resultant of the fact that Wabash has NO GIRLS in their student body.

High School Guy: "Hey, we're having a party tonight and we're the same age as you."

High School Girls: (together) "Sorry we're going to party with Wabash guys tonight, they're older and have alcohol."

High School Guy: *Becomes addicted to masturbation and meth*

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