Mickey Mouse in my club house

When anyone says " Mickey mouse in my club house" , it means there is metaphorically a penis in their vagina . The reason we say Mickey Mouse is because his head resembles a tiny penis ( Mostly because of the ears) .

Her - " theres a Mickey mouse in my club house"
Some random guy -" wait what? "

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I wish I had a dick

When a girl says "I wish I had a dick " , she means she wishes she could masturbate easier . She says this because her clitoris is not sensitive so , she has to give into buying a 40 dollar vibrator to masturbate. She just wishes it was as easy for her, as it is for a man to masturbate .

" I wish I had a dick"
" why so?"
" idk I wish I had a dick"

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