Fat Friends

The best way to refer to your wife's friends.

I could have gone to the Super Bowl if it weren't for you and your fat friends.

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Spankwagon

When you hide your all your porn in the trunk of the car so your wife can't find it.

Shit there's not enough room for the spare tire. This Spankwagon is topped out!

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