SWAS

SWAS - short for "Secretly we are strait", a word used by non-homosexual persons to replace swag but keep the douchebaggy meaning that coincides with the word(s).

Strait Guy #1: "You dude! i just did a triple backflip sideways on my longboard off a cliff and broke a leg...! I have so much swas bro!"
Strait Guy #2: "What the fuck is swas!?"

The pair then made their way to a strait bar, because they're strait; because they have swas

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awdrgyjilp

awdrgyjilp is the result of typing the first letter of the second line of letters on your keyboard , followed by the second letter of the first line, then the third letter of the second line, then the fourth letter of the first line, and so on, until you reach L and P, at which point you have run out of letters to type

john: *types awdrgyjilp*
steve: *Glances Over Shoulder* "You must be reeeeeeaaally bored today..."

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