Confirdled

To be confused.

Eve: Why are you so confirdled?

Shayne: that's not a word.

Eve: Look it up!

Shayne: No, I'm working.

Eve: Here, I'll do it for you!

Roller skoting

When you're talking to your girlfriend drunk af and you missay roller skating

"Hey babe, after all this coronavirus shizz is done, let's go roller skoting"
"Roller skoting, don't you mean roller skating?"

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