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Harriet Tubman is going to be on the $20 bill. When you need to borrow $20 from someone, you can just ask...can you spot me a Tubby?
Frank! I forgot my wallet. Can you spot me a Tubby?
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To sleep a certain time period away in order to skip it completely...as you are asleep.
Monday was so bad, I decided to sleep warp until Wednesday.
Somewhat like "Irish Twins", but "Austrian Twins" are two kids born days apart by different mothers with the same father. One mother is the wife and the other is the mistress.
See Arnold Schwarzenegger's dilemma. He had two kids born within days of each other by different mothers...one with his wife and one with his mistress. His kids are "Austrian Twins". (He happens to be Austrian, so he gets the title!)
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After a holiday on Monday, going back to work on Tuesday feels like a Monday. You will have a case of the Muesdays.
I have a case of the Muesdays. I need a nap. Or a muffin.
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What people do when they are flailing their arms about an automatic paper towel dispenser that is hard to activate.
I just witnessed a guy do paper towel karate in the mens room for five minutes! I just used my pants.
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