man lumber

The kind of wood a man carries between his legs. It could be oak, pine, mahogany or Bonsai depending on race or family inheritance.

I asked this hottie if she would like to get a pizza and fuck. When she said no I said "what you don't like pizza"? At that point she kicked me in the man lumber.

wage sauce

A cheap lowly liquid consumed by hourly wage personnel either anally or thru vaping

Man...my boss cut my pay in half...I'm so bummed just gonna punch out and grab some wage sauce and muzzleload that shit until I fall asleep