Math in Public

Forgetting even basic arithmetic when forced to calculate in public. A situation usually exacerbated by the lack of a calculator or presence of authorities on the subject.

John had to explain his reasoning in Econ class and managed to triple the price in the example. Math in public gets real fast

Throne of Victory

A chair, royally appointed, possessing a large triumphant veiny dildo attached. The user may then insert said majestic phallus into the orifice of their choosing

In celebration of my team's recent victory, I shall be riding a throne of victory on monday

Dicktutorial

When the male in a relationship runs things, makes all decisions, and generally spends all their time teaching the female how to function. An antonym of pussy whipped.

Dave totally dominated his relationship with Amber, he was dicktutorial.

Got Wagged

To be unsuspectedly overwhelmed with a plethora of information

I thought I knew a lot about history, and here he comes with a complete chronology of the Fall of the Roman Empire. I totally got Wagged

Fractional Ass-ing

To accomplish a task by completing small, discrete portions until achieving the desired state of completion.

I did my laundry by fractional ass-ing it. Wash yesterday, dry today, might fold tomorrow but might not.