sapiosexual

Yet another way pseudo-intellectuals try to distinguish themselves from society.

Guy 1: It was once said that a game of chess can be more satisfying than sex, 'tis the life of a sapiosexual I suppose.

Guy 2: dude, stop sitting with us.

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Fapaccuino

The act of cutting a hole in the bottom of a cup and using it as an emergency fleshlight.

Jim was left high and dry when Wendy left, but luckily, she left her Starbucks cup behind. He was going to have to make a Fapaccuino if he was going to survive this weekend.