Burger King

also: BK
An abbreviation for a major Boner Killer. The mere thought of this homely individual will snuff out the most raging boner.

guy 1: I was going to have to stand up to do my presentation for the class in like 30 seconds, and i had this gigantic rager that wouldn't quit!
guy 2: Oh no! What happened?
guy 1: Luckily the girl presenting before me was a 250 pound bra-less burger king, with gnarly camel toe to boot...
guy 2: Dear God, your boner never stood a chance.
guy 1: Yeah, I nearly felt sorry for it.

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