kitchenheimers

When you keep checking the fridge to see if anything good has magically appeared in the last 20 minutes.

Man, I totally had a horrendous case of kitchenheimers last night. I was so hungry but there was literally nothing in the fridge!

Woodpecker

A slut. Or, Dick kisser
Wood = Dick
Pecker = Kisser

Man, she's totally a woodpecker, probably loaded with STDs

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