tons of fun

Mike Klymasz's pet name from his boyfriend

Gimme a little loving tons of fun.
From your loving boyfriend, Frank Gandolf

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skeet

cum , jizz , sperm , man juice , splooge , gg noob

i makea a skeeta ona lindsey
B=======D ~ ~ ~ ~ ( . )( . )

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azn caps

It's not just uppercase lower case, it's butchered spellings of words to make them as difficult as possible to read.

(A normal conversation from me and my "azn cappers")

Them: aYe!
Me: Hi.
Them: h0w aRr y0oH dOin?
Me: I was better, but know I have to read your shitty ass typing
Them: aH hElL nAw yOoH dInT jUsT sAe dUt

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jizz biscuit

a pastry filled with semen

you are a jizz biscuit

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Pumpkin Tits

Mike K. man titties; they are flabtastic

Wow Mike, those are some nice pumpkin tits. i bet your mom likes playing with those things.

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grunties

Noise made during sleep by person dreaming of sex. Cute if done by a woman, disturbingly sinister if done by a guy.

He kept me awake with chortling grunties.

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artus

the definition of a hocakes in its purest form.

that artus is truly hocakerrific.

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