academic lisp

noun. An intentional lisp that people who teach college courses develop in order to sound to more pretentious and pompous. It is like a normal lisp, except that the bottom lip is used and it is intermittent.

It is difficult to pay attention to the lecture due the the instructors horrendously annoying academic lisp.

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beef-queef

1. A queef performed by a bovine cow.
2. A penile queef.
3. A normal female queef with an appetizing smell, such as that of roast beef.

1. We was out cow tippin', and one of them heifers pulled a beef-queef in Hershell's face!.
2. After my surgery, I was somehow able to beef-queef at will.
3. I thought it was lunch time, but it was just Theodore's sister's beef-queef.

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cuntch

A combination of the words cunt and bitch used to refer to someone as a cunt-bitch.

Raphael's girlfriend mutilated his cat and fellated his brother, proving that she is a certifiable cuntch.

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