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Woke Broke

That sense of spiritual bankruptcy one feels in realizing that being Woke means you can’t fart the wrong way without someone interpreting it as a microaggression. You’re best to STFU whitey and wait for the victimhood card game to play itself out.

Justin “Woke” Trudeau can do all the virtue signalling he wants, but since those brownface photos surfaced, that bitch is soooo Woke Broke.

by WalkingEagle September 21, 2019

11👍 6👎


MMIWG

An inquest in Canada that blames the White Man for the deaths and disappearances of aboriginal females, when we all know damn well that most people are killed by people they know, in this case aboriginal men.

Justin: *in virtue signalling tears* Poor Tina Fontaine! The system failed her and her family and the White Man is solely to blame! MMIWG is all because of colonialism, not native-on-native violence!

Captain Reality: My ass. She ran away to be with her mom, who got her into drugs and prostitution, and then she got murdered and dumped in the river by a family friend.

by WalkingEagle June 7, 2019

5👍 27👎


Asian Girl Trifecta

The three stereotypical characteristics of Asian hyperfemininity, namely: pale, frail and infantile.

These characteristics are highly desirable to self-doubting or hypomasculine males, particularly those with small penises. The more cute, useless and needy, the better.

Hung: Check out Wang’s new gf, perfect Asian Girl Trifecta. That kind of girl makes you feel like a real man!

Low: Meh... she’s cute and white and helpless and all, but that non-stop high pitched giggling and squeaking is like nails on a chalkboard. Plus he’ll be broke in no time, those things are high-maintenance.

Hung: Maybe he just should have got a pet mouse instead. Or a sex doll.

by WalkingEagle December 23, 2019

10👍 11👎


Cthug

An American aboriginal person who spends most of their time being drunk and committing crimes. Usually a result of negligent parenting, self-perpetuated poverty and a general disregard for normal societal values (a.k.a. “The White Man’s Fault”). They are most often raised wild on Cthug Farms, but city-raised Cthugs are becoming increasingly common.

Destiny: Hey I heard your cousin’s in jail again.

Jade: Ya, the cops busted him driving a stolen SUV without a license, and he was drunk.

Destiny: Damn that’s like the third time this year already.

Jade: IKR? He’s such a Cthug! But that’s what you get when your momma’s always drunk and your dad says he’ll be right back and then skips town.

Destiny: You crazy sister? It’s the White Man’s fault!!

Jade: Ya ur right. Let’s go get a flat of Colt 45 and a 2-6.

Destiny: Can we hit the drugstore and get a pregnancy test too?

Jade: Again??? Those things are so damn expensive!

Destiny: Ya ur right. Fuck it! It’s a Tuesday afternoon, let’s party!!

by WalkingEagle June 7, 2019

5👍 2👎


Faith Goldy

A Canadian media whore famous for pandering to incels and white supremacists. Ironically because of her Greek heritage, the very people she courts wouldn’t even consider her white, she’d be classified as a wog.

Oh hey look, it’s Wogsupremacist Barbie, Faith Goldy!

by WalkingEagle September 21, 2019

9👍 8👎


Indiginent

Combo of indigenous and indigent.

A homeless dirty aboriginal person who thinks the world owes him a living because his grandparents went to residential school, who has no desire or inclination to better himself or get a job, because his situation is all the fault of the White Man. Expects free shit and handouts wherever he goes, and gets mouthy if he doesn’t receive what he feels he is entitled to, which is a free ride for his whole life.

Indiginents are most commonly found squatting in parks and doorways, feigning illness in hospital waiting rooms to get free food and drugs, and panhandling outside liquor stores.

Joe: Wow, this park used to be so nice but now it’s full of busted glass, used syringes and human feces.

Jane: Yeah it’s Indiginent central now.

by WalkingEagle June 7, 2019

4👍 6👎


Cowfag

City-slickers who like to dress up like cowboys and cowgirls and pretend like ranching is in their blood when the only thing they’ve ever herded is numbers on a spreadsheet. Folks who support the SPCA but who are somehow OK with animal cruelty as soon as they put on a ten-gallon hat and hit the rodeo for a day of cow-fagging it up.

Oh great, the rodeo is in town this week. All the local politicos with be dressing up cowfag style and the wannabe redneck masses will eat that shit up.

by WalkingEagle July 8, 2019

5👍 2👎