Driving Gypsy

A person who always expects their friends to drive and offers no level of compensation for fuel and or time.

Chris your such a driving gypsy, you always expect me to drive you cheap bastard.

Bermuda Triangle

When three persons are engaging in sexual intercourse while each person simultaneously using means of oral and or genital stimulation for both other partners in the group. The equal participation on behalf of each person in the group forms a gang bang in the shape of a triangle

Dude, did you see those three guys in the back of that VW golf? They were all blowing each other, it was like a Bermuda Triangle of sex!

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Pregnancy point

A point in life where you have reached a level of accomplishment that will not be threatened should you knock a girl up. Sexual relations that result in impregnation prior to this point may prevent the completion of an adequate level of schooling, and most certainly end in a shitty job/lifestyle (I.e. working at McDonald's and living in a trailer park).

Dude, nine months till you finish university and officially past the pregnancy point. You can bare back it worry free!

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Two zone rule

When a girl with whom your are in a relationship with is at a distance greater than that of two time zones away, exclusivilty regarding sexual relations no longer exists.

Bru! You can totally bang that shit. Your girl is more than two time zones away so the two zone rule makes that not even cheating.

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Food crawl

Visiting multiple restaurants in an evening to obtain one complete and proper meal. This may be done as a dine-in or take-out experience. It is most often a practice where restaurants have one tasty item, and everything else on the menu ranged from only moderatly good to shit.

Well if you can't decide where to eat, quit wasting my time and let's do a food crawl.

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