Angels with Scaly Wings

Hello there, concerned roommate here. Recently, your son has discovered a game called “Angels with Scaly Wings". At first, I had no issue with your son playing this game. But soon, it started to affect his character. Only 2 days later, he started wearing a dragon costume he would never take off. On top of that, he has mysteriously gained a seemingly infinite amount of money of unknown origin. At first, he only used the money to buy furry fetish porn, but then things started to get concerning. He assassinated the prime minister of the United Kingdom, and then proceeded to pay United Nations to drop the whole thing and to cover it up. I tried moving out, but apparently, he had already bought half of North Korea’s missiles and said that if I leave before his "5 year plan" is complete, he will bomb everything and everyone I love. He has also forced Elon Musk to initiate reasearch on a "portal to The Dragon World" which he refuses to explain to me. I know he is 22 and you’re not raising him anymore, but multiple government associations are against me. My only option is to send this message to you, and hope you do something to control your son. Please respond as soon as possible and get your son under control, I am genuinely afraid of him, and it is very unsettling to see someone I used to know so well turn into this.

Mark: This new game called Angels with Scaly Wings came out on Nintendo Eshop

Jalen: Holy shit Nintendo was already evil but if they're really promoting furries I'm boycotting them

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