Banjo

to wreck, or destroy

He banjo'd his motor when he hit the tree on the bend

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bamheid

an idiot, usually a dangerous one.

Watch what yer daein wi that saw, ya bamheid!

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skite

To slide in an uncontrolled fashion

He skited across the wet floor and landed on his arse.

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naepals

a sad loner, an anorak

See you, you're a right naepals

Lemming

A group of guys and girls who have too much money (from there parents, family etc) and think they are god's greatest gift. The money has come into their families in the last generation or so and they don't know how to spend it. So they follow each other's lead. They are known to flash their money in a "common" and obvious way. They generally wear von dutch if they are guys and juicy clothes if they're girls. They can't live without fake tan. They're mothers have botox and drive porsche 4x4. Basically, they're 'posh chavs'. They are known to be stupid and snobbish, they are liked by no one but others like them.

'OMG, OMG, OMG, did you see Emily, she was like wearing all black to evolution'
'She is such a like freak, has she like never heard of Harvey Nicks or ghds'
*laughing*
'FREAK! FREAK!' *hair flicking*

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wired to the moon

Someone who's not all there.

That guy's nae real, he's wired to the moon

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