Maragaritaville

Noun. Pronouced: "Mar-Gar-Ee-Ta-Vill"
1) A fake destination in a Washed up Jimmy Buffet song. Its the place you go when you are living a lethargically alcoholic life.
2) A low quality restaurant chain started by Jimmy Buffet, in order to keep the cash coming in when his talent petered off.
3) A Single restaurant in Capitola CA, and while this one claims originality, it still has a long way to go before become great.

1) Mike: "I can't dude, I'm looking for my lost shaker at Margaritaville."
2)Steve: "Isn't this part of the Maragaritaville Chain?
3)Beto: "Go to Margaritaville again, their D.J. is so hokey!"

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UMP

An aconym for Universal Machine Pistole. I weapon that fires a 0.45 ACP round at a RPM rate of about 500. Some would call this Slow for a Submachine Gun of the 90's, but when examined closer, the higher caliber of the slug makes the delay all the more worth it.
A 25 round stick magazine protrudes from the bottom of the gun's body and a small muzzle with grooves for a silencer sticks off the front.
Over all, a Wonderful weapon in Real life.
However, the Developers of games Like Counterstrike have Butchered the True nature of the Weapon and made it second best to it's baby brother, the Mp5.
(even so, I'll still use and WIN with my UMP)

1) That's a nice SOCOM silencer you've put on you're UMP 45.
2) 45 ACP: Finaly got a decent rampage with my UMP

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