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When your sittin knees down in the back seat of your moms 1984 lemon getting your chili ring ate out from the back by your fathers daughter and sloppy top from some homeless guy in the front while you sip on an McDonaldâs milkshake.
My day was terrible yesterday until I was delightfully surprised with a sexy milkshake on my road-trip.
When your sittin knees down in the back of your moms 1984 lemon getting your chili ring licked from the back by your fathers daughter and getting some sloppy top from the homeless guy in the front whilst sipping on your chocolate McDonaldâs milkshake.
My day was going terribly yesterday until I delightfully surprised with a Sexy Milkshake during my road trip.
When your lactose intolerant friend drops a massive duke in the toilet and calls it dropping Hiroshima.
My friend Sean dropped a massive Japanese cheese after eating 5 cheese bread, Alfredo, cheezits, and a milkshake.
The Dirty Fester is when you fist your roommate and then leave the room mid nut and piss in his trash can.
âMy roommate was in the middle of doing homework so I went in his room and gave him a dirty fester.â
This occurs when you slip on a banana peel cock first into your best buds anus whilst immodestly pulling out and flinging the leftover dingleberry off your penis right in the flow of traffic.
I totaled my car when a brown paper bag hit my windshield.