Pneumonia Rag

A homemade mask made of old underwear or other clothing. This is something that you will see in a Walmart setting or lower class area. It is worn to assert dominance against Covid-19 even though it only makes your immune system worse and gives you pneumonia.

“Hey did you see Isaac choking on that pneumonia rag?”
“Yeah, he weighs 450lbs does he think is healthy to begin with?”
“Morbidly obese people shouldn’t be complaining about people who don’t wear masks”

Shitting on’ kids

“Jizzing in the toilet, and then preceding to shit into the toilet.”

“Wayne can I use your bathroom?”
“Yeah but, I haven’t flushed it in 4 weeks. The water authority shut my water off and I broke my supply line for “the shitter” “
“Okay, should I just run to sheets since you’re poor?”
“No it’s okay you can shit on my shit”
“Okay, what’s this white funk”
“That’s my kids you can shit on them”
“Damn I never knew how much I would enjoy shitting on’ kids!”