Dirty Rui

The sexual act of sitting across the room from a girl and akwardly glancing her direction whilst trying to work up the courage to talk to her.

Jenny: Oh my god, Jeffery was so boring last night
Sky: He did the Dirty Rui didn’t he, I’m so lucky to never have had any first hand experience with that type of beta male.

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Foreskin Technique

When an uncircumcised man pinches his foreskin together right before he cums, so that he contains his semen in his foreskin before disposing of it at the toilet or in a bin, to avoid needing to using tissues or a cum sock.

Mary: I went to Rui’s house the other day, and there were no tissues in his bin... Does he even masturbate?
Cheryl: He probably uses the Foreskin Technique