Hibbity Jag

A jag is someone who is uptight or inflexible. Overly concerned with rules and order, or is unable or unwilling to relax. To be Hibbity means to send unsteady or contradicting signals.

Bro: Man, Stacie said I should text her, then didn't respond because she didn't want to seem too eager.

Broseph: Sounds like you have a Hibbity Jag on your hands.