assfensive

Something so brutally offensive that, when uttered, the asses of everyone within a 10-foot radius shall implode.

Jason: What a cunt weasel.
Mike: Dude! My ass... it imploded!
Jason: My bad, bro. How assfensive of me!

Finna

Used by anyone who speaks like they have less than a 2nd grade education (ghetto trash) to say "going to." You use "finna" in place of "going to" if you are: ghetto trash, lazy, a hood rat, a dumbass, or (most commonly) all four. "Finna" has been adopted into the language of ebonics.

Ghetto bitch: "I'm finna come over there and whoop yo ass!"

Me: "Is that supposed to be threatening? Please speak English and then maybe I'll be scared, you uneducated fuck."

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Asian vagina

A vagina with an undeniably delicious taste. Mostly enjoyed by Caucasian males.

Asian girl: Everybody just loves my Asian vagina!

White guy: Hell yeah! I know I sure do!

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Poop and shoot

When someone (usually male) takes a big dump in a toilet, then proceeds to shoot at the piece of poop with a strong stream of pee. Typically, the goal is to break the poop into two pieces. This can most easily be accomplished if the poop is in log form.

Jason (on the phone): "Hey I gotta hang up. I need to go in the bathroom for a round of poop and shoot."

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