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Colombian double cross

When your getting a blowjob from a person presumed to be female. They kick you in the balls. Then when on your knees with your mouth open in a expression of pain. They whip out their dick and shove it in your mouth.

I was getting a great hummer behind hobby lobby, then she pulled the Colombian double cross on me. I don’t know which part was worse.

by War.D.Bandit January 5, 2020

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Gordian Knot

Gordian Knot. : you take a girl with long hair and tie it in knots around your lower back, she has to blow you until she unties it

My girlfriend was kinky as fuck and wanted to try the Gordian Knot! It took her 1 hour and 15 minutes to untie her hair

by War.D.Bandit July 3, 2024