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Vehicular Racism

A little known fact about how the White Car is scientifically Faster than the Black Car.

Basically the Black Car is absorbing the sunlight adding a very very miniscule amount of weight slowing down the car by 1/1,000,000,000,000th of a MPH while the White Car is Reflecting the sunlight making it 1/1,000,000,000,000th of a MPH faster!

Jim Crow: "My White Mustang is Faster than your Black Mustang!"
Tyrone Tyson: "Not with your goofy ahh 500 Lb bitch self in it!"
Jim Crow: "That's it, I'm coming back in my 1968 Ford F150 full of ghosts, you're a dead man!"
Tyrone Tyson: "You and your buddies in the big sheets will choke on a High-Explosive Anti-Tank Fin Stabilized Warhead!"
Jim Crow: "My Vehicular Racism shall protect me!"
Tyrone Tyson: "We shall see..."

by WarFrog___935 April 21, 2023


Pietta

A Replica Gun Company that claims to make Historical Reproductions of Civil War Era Firearms and offers a Fictional Brass Frame for every model they Reproduce.

An absolute Sin of theirs is the Brass Frame 1858 Remingtons that never existed and their .44 Caliber Navy and Pocket Revolvers.

The Pocket Models are supposed to be .31 Caliber
The Navy Models are supposed to be .36 Caliber

The Army Models are the only ones that are supposed to be .44 Caliber

While brass frame revolvers did exist, it was only a handful of copies like the 1851 Navy made by Samuel Griswold.

Pietta is one of the Historical Firearm Reproduction Companys of all time!

by WarFrog___935 April 6, 2023

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Tate Speech

Sharing an Opinion or Fact with someone in a Exaggerated/Provocative way that causes them to get upset and react in Emotion rather than Logic.

Tate Speech is often used when sharing a opinion with someone you both agree on to cause mass confusion in the form of a "Mind Fuck"

Andrew Tate: "Men are Stronger than Women!"
Piers Morgan: "That's Sexist!"
Andrew Tate: "Well Piers, it's Scientifically proven through biology"
Piers Morgan: "True, but you can't say that, it's Sexist!"
Andrew Tate: "So we agree!"
Piers Morgan "Damnit I can't keep falling for Tate Speech!"

by WarFrog___935 April 6, 2023

8πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Ford

Used to be the best American truck manufacturer until they redesigned their trucks to fall apart 0.1 Miles after the Warranty expires.

Ford had made great engines before they sold out, such engines include the 300 In-Line 6, 4.2L V6, 4.6 Triton, and the legendary 4-53T Detroit Diesel.

Nowadays Fords are just another laughing stock like Chevrolet, Dodge, and General Motors. However they still make great suspension systems and are great candidates to install a 3-53T or 4-53T Detroit Diesel engine for up to 50 MPG and nearly 1,000,000 Mile Life.

Now hear are some declassified documents that reveals the true meaning of F.O.R.D!

Found On Road Dead - Modern day Square Body Chevy driver after passing a broken down Ford on the side of the road.

Fix Or Repair Daily - Former Jewish Ford Employees that escaped Capital Punishment after exposing Fords intentional engine failures.

Fucker Only Runs Downhill - Former Ford Owner that switched to Toyota.

Failure Of Research & Development- Ford Designer that defected to the Toyota Factory in Kentucky.

Factory Ordered Road Disaster - Survivor of a Ford Ranger Collision.

Fucked On Race Day - Undercover Dodge Employee after observing Fords failure on the Racetrack.

Fucking Out Right Dangerous - Another Ford Ranger Collision Survivor.

Fuck Our Ride Died - Ford RV owner stranded in Death Valley.

Forever Outclassed Rain Deer - Some Drunk at 7-11.

Ford is one of the motor companys of all time!

by WarFrog___935 April 21, 2023

10πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Hatriotism

Hatriotism is the opposite of Patriotism, and is used by Political Figures to intentionally pass legislation that harms their citizens Standard of Living or Freedom.

An example of this would be the "Patriot Act" signed by George W. Bush, or Joe Biden's proposed 4.7 Trillion dollar yearly tax increase.

Ron: "The Patriot Act was an act of Hatriotism from George W. Bush!"
Hank: "So is Joe Biden's proposal for a 4.7 Trillion dollar yearly tax increase!"
Ron: "An act of Hatriotism indeed."

by WarFrog___935 April 21, 2023


Ku Klux Klan

The Birth of Gun Control in America, Founded by Six Democratic Veterans in Pulaski Tennessee who fought for the CSA during the Civil War.

The KKK started off with the intention of disarming newly freed slaves of their firearms, but quickly resorted to Domestic Terrorism.

The Ku Klux Klan is the origin of Gun Control in America

by WarFrog___935 April 6, 2023

8πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


J.E.W

A J.E.W or Junior Enlisted Warrior is a slang term used to describe new players in the unpopular Gaijin video game know as Enlisted.
A J.E.W can be distinguished from regular players by their lack of ability to build Rally Points and Ammunition Crates.

Hey J.E.W, build the damn Rally Point!

by WarFrog___935 April 5, 2023

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