Poocation

The extended time taken, while taking a shit, that allows you to get away from the day and all of it's stresses.

What is up with Frank? He seems really annoyed today.

He is stressed. He will be fine after his 10 o'clock poocation.

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Shitbatical

The act of taking a long time in the bathroom due to the excess drinking done the night before.

Sandy sure has been gone a long time. Where did she go?

Oh, she is on a shitbatical. She said we wont see her for an hour.