Legache

The feeling which occurs when you have spent too much time playing with lego.

Person 1: You've been playing with that lego for ages!
Person 2: Yeah, I'm beginning to get a severe case of legache!

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Making a fire

When two girls rub their vaginas together in a scissor like position, in order to create sparks which 'make a fire'.

Girl 1: 'Hey are you any good at making a fire?'
Girl 2: 'Yeah you want to have a go?'
Girl 1: 'Yeah!'

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