gaijined

When one gets screwed over by War Thunder developer “Gaijin”, usually involving uptiers, huge repair costs, packet loss etc.

Friend: “I just got disconnected from the server and now I’ve lost 13,000 SL”
Me: “Lmao get Gaijined”

Trinity

Healer “class” in the third person shooter Warframe, liked since her abilities keep her team alive on high level missions

Excalibur: Without our Trinity I would’ve died. Please let me marry you!
Trinity: A thousand times yes!
With that they happily married and had 2 children; one boy and a girl

Vor

One of the villains in the game Warframe; he is the rank of captain in the Grineer army. He comes after you in your first mission where you have to escape from his clutches.

Vor: “Look at them, they come to this place when they know they are not pure. Tenno use the keys, but they are mere trespassers. Only I, Vor, know the true power of the Void. I was cut in half, destroyed, but through its Janus Key, the Void called to me. It brought me here and here I was reborn. We cannot blame these creatures, they are being led by a false prophet, an impostor who knows not the secrets of the Void. Behold the Tenno, come to scavenge and desecrate this sacred realm. My brothers, did I not tell of this day? Did I not prophesize this moment? Now, I will stop them. Now I am changed, reborn through the energy of the Janus Key. Forever bound to the Void. Let it be known, if the Tenno want true salvation, they will lay down their arms, and wait for the baptism of my Janus key. It is time. I will teach these trespassers the redemptive power of my Janus key. They will learn its simple truth. The Tenno are lost, and they will resist. But I, Vor, will cleanse this place of their impurity.
Excalibur: sneezes on him*
Vor: dies*
Trinity: “That was easy, want to go out some day?”
Excalibur: “Hell yeah”

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