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A five-part sexual combination. The original Cave Canem consists of the Lying Dog, Doggystyle, the Standing Dog, the Wheelbarrow, and the Hoover Maneuver.
A variation of this combination instead starts with the Lazy Dog, then proceeds through Doggystyle, the Standing Dog, the Wheelbarrow, and the Hoover Maneuver.
Back in college we used to keep track how many girls we could Cave Canem.
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A sexual position where the giver and receiver lie on their sides and the giver enters the receiver from behind. This position can either be initiated on its own, or can begin from the Doggystyle position. When beginning from the Doggystyle position, the two dogs simply fall over on their sides.
The Lazy Dog is the first step in the modified Cave Canem. In this instance it precedes Doggystyle.
I was so tired from work, all I could do was the Lazy Dog last night.
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A sexual position that originates from the Standing Dog position. The top dog then raises the bottom dog's hind legs. The bottom dog is required to balance themselves on their hands. The Wheelbarrow is also the fourth step of Cave Canem. It precedes the Hoover Maneuver and follows Doggystyle.
That girl from last Friday asked for the Wheelbarrow. I've never had that happen before.
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A sexual position where the bottom dog lies flat on their stomach. The top dog then mounts them and enters from behind. This is the first step of Cave Canem. It precedes Doggystyle.
Sometimes my wife is so tired she can barely keep her eyes open after dealing with work and the kids. Usually, she still wants to do the Lying Dog.
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The Hoover Maneuver is the fifth step in the sexual combo "Cave Canem." The move itself begins in the Wheelbarrow position. The driver of the wheelbarrow then sweeps the wheelbarrow's arms out from under them and drags them across the carpet.
She fell in love with the Wheelbarrow after I introduced it to her. I finished her off last night with the Hoover Maneuver; don't mention the rug burns on her chin.
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A sexual position where the bottom dog straightens their hind legs with the top dog standing behind them. This is also the third step of Cave Canem. It precedes the Wheelbarrow and follows Doggystyle.
My wife loves the Standing Dog even more than the Cowgirl.
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