Freeway Bag

A small paper or plastic bag, either brown or black that is used to conceal your open container of beer/malt liquor while you are driving your car/truck along the road.

Abdul, please put my Bud Light inside of a freeway bag so I can drink it on the way home without looking too obvious.

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Cutty Arm

A term to describe someone who has been drinking booze for so many years that their elbow is bent to the shape of holding a glass and raising it toward their mouth to drink.

That Ted Kennedy guy looks pretty rummy and he definitely has the "Cutty Arm."

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bacteria face

Someone with a huge acne problem or has a bad complexion.

Megan's face has so many zits that she is nothing more than a bacteria face.

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nigger trigger

The button that triggers an alarm on a bus or taxicab when the driver is in fear of being robbed or assaulted, the alarm notifies the police that the driver is in distress.

I don't think the bus driver likes the looks of us, LeRoy, I'll betcha he presses the nigger trigger!

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Sunday school turds

A small, insignificant turd that is produced while being somewhat constipated. You have been sitting on the throne for a significant amount of time just grunting, huffing, puffing and pushing and all you get is these tiny, round hard innocent little turd balls known as "Sunday school turds."

Man, I think all that cheese plugged me up. No matter how much I felt that I needed to poop, all that would come out was just a couple little Sunday school turds!

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striped pajamas

A prison or jail uniform with black stripes.

They brought Leroy into the court room in his striped pajamas and that alone was enough to find him guilty.

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