Bundy'd

1. Buh-un-dee-'d -verb

The act of abducting a vicious bitch of a woman using charisma and charm for the sole purpose of torture-banging her to death in the woods for a wide range of variable reasons. (See tags below.)
2. Buh-un-dee-'d -verb

Derived from the last name of the handsome, lovable serial killer Ted Bundy and his methods of serial killing of specifically the female gender only.

Ex. #1 "Yo dumbass ho! You know good & goddamn well you gonna fuck aroun' & get yo ho ass Bundy'd if yo ho ass keep fuckin' wit' me! Strait fuck around & get Bundy'd biatch!"

Ex. #2 "Why hellyeah! Hoss done went & Bundy'd him another barfly skank down at the Snake Pit again! Soon as that cum dumpster's ol' man went to piss she was uh whorin' it up in the parkin' lot with his daddy... again! Gawtdamn he Bundy'd that one good too!" Hyuk! Hyuk! Grr.."

Clitdick

Clitdick or lesser used clitcock is a term created for men with the erect penis size of that of an erect clitoris.

A "clitdick" can be identified on city streets, open country roads or even mud puddles by driving a ridiculously over sized pick-up truck such as a "lifted" Ford F150 with monster truck "muddin" tires, a set of "truck nuts" and a Jesus fish or a "what would Jesus do?" sticker on the tailgate.

A traveling vehicle game called "clitdick!" can also be played with the same rules as "slug-bug!" (when you see a VW Beetle) or "rubber ducky!" (when you see a yellow vehicle) you get to knock the shit out of your buddy upon sight of target vehicles.

"Dude! Look at that redneck driving that ridiculously big ass truck! You KNOW he's got a clitdick!!

Or...

"Hey bro look over there at the stoplight... CLITDICK!" (exuberantly knocks the shit out of his buddy)

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