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Sorting Hat

When the man you're fucking screams out the Hogwarts House you belong in

Jason gave me the Sorting Hat last night, turns out I'm a Hufflepuff!

by WarpedSavant April 1, 2023


Dobby

When you put a sock on the dick of the guy you're fucking and he shouts "Master has presented Dobby with clothes, Dobby is free!"

I performed the Dobby on Steve last night.

by WarpedSavant April 1, 2023