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A yearly event where all people contending for the name Josh duke it out in a midwestern field with foam swords. To the committed, it is agreed that only the winner can keep their name as Josh. The all-time champion of this event is known on the streets as 'Little Josh'. It is said there is no battle more prestigious than that of the Josh Fight. The event is coordinated, appropriately, by a Josh as of recent knowledge. It is unknown whether his name will change due to the victory of 'Little Josh'.
Where were you during the great Josh Fight of '21?
Similar to an Earth Sandwich, an earthdog is when you want to make an Earthwich but your friend doesn't live far enough away.
You in Florida, I'm in Pennsylvania... we gotta Earthdog now.
The sound you make when you jump off of a BMX ramp, bound to land in the flat part and fatally destroy your bollocks.
Did you see that video in the Important Videos playlist?
Yeah, I like the random one where the guy goes "ajrojrojro!"
Little Josh is the all-time champion of the renowned yearly Josh Fight. Some speculate that the victory of Little Josh was rigged, but the devout know this is untrue.
I stand with Little Josh! Let blood spill!
A challenge that encompasses the entire month of December, after No Nut November. On each day, every male homo sapien is challenged to ejaculate at least once, but less than the day of the month (Twice on the second, thrice on the third...)
November 30th, 11:59 PM. Only one more excruciating minute until Destroy Dick December.
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When two people on opposite sides of the world put a piece of bread on the ground in unison. This act puts the Earth in the middle of a sandwich
Crack Smoker 1: yo dude if you finna put some bread on the ground and some ching chong in china do it too then yall make an earth sandwich?
Crack Smoker 2: yooooooooo
Crack Smoker 1: yooooooooo
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