Anus

Anus is the class clown in your school, they are very annoying but also has a crush on you. But whenever they get mad they often call people names, like peanut, biscuit, bloody bitch, and phony. They are a cat and a fish but can also turn into a human, if you ever make Anus mad then they will erase you, if you ever start dating Anus, you are considered unlucky.

“Anus is so rude!” “I hate when Anus keeps touching me!” “My last date with Anus was horrible!”