Spackle Butt

When you shart and it dries up and seals your cheeks together.

Man I really need to shower. I got total spackle butt going on right now.

cankle sores

When your ankles swell up so much that it looks like baked bread spilling out of your shoe. They may look a little ashy/crusty as well.

She's got some serious cankle sores happening right now. She needs to lay off the salt.