Bow Daddy

In a rowing boat, the person seated at the front of the boat is referred to by the term 'Bow Daddy' if they are a paternal figure for the rest of the boat. Typically 'daddy' will be interpreted sexually, since most people in the rest of the boat only got into rowing for a shot at pressing their finishes together with Bow Daddy. Often accompanied by an uncle cox.

'I do not possess enough sperm to cover the quantity that Bow Daddy's existence warrants'