Martin

Do Not underestimate him. He will beat you in Cards Against Humanity and at everything else in life. He will destroy you. He is All Powerful, a cider obsessed deity. Has flowing, beautiful, luscious, soft locks of gleaming light brown hair. Soft as mashpotatos. His hair is as soft as his personality, but once again, do not underestimate his BDE.

Martin, you are a very handsome man.

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glurger

A burger filled with an excessive amount of glitter

Mmmm, I just love it when I can crunch on a juicy glurger, it makes my tongue sparkle with its succulence

Glurger

A burger that's been mysteriously filled with glitter or some glitter substitute

Hey bro I'm feeling famished, let's say you and me get some glurgers.

Rita

That Bitch. Big Mom Energy. Fucks bitches makes money. Occasionally snorts when laughing. Confident, but weirdly afraid of fruit and infinity. Art hoe and looks like it. I'm talking those glasses, the color yellow and one of those lil backpacks.

Rita you dance like such a mom

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