Cowbucket

Sexual position in which a human male stands behind a human female, genitals to butt, in a barn. They then milk each other. Can also be done gay.

Person 1: You've never done a Cowbucket before?
Person 2: No, I've only made Chinese Lemonade.
Person 1: Well, turn around and grab the bucket.

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Swifts

Getting the shits and having to speed-walk, swiftly, to the toilet on very short notice.

It was the green chili on top of the chicken fried streak that gave me the swifts.

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