trigger happy

Used to discribe someone who, in an irc, hits Enter before finishing a word.

<wax> Dude, Meet the Parents sucke
<andrew> Your a little trigger happy today. eh?

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Straight

A word that shuld never be used by people that have names beginning with S and M. Ie Stephen or Michelle <---- What a bunch of queers.

As the rule goes blokes that have first names that begin with S and M are seriously lacking genes required to be staight and appear to be obviously gay.
"Look at Steven what an Ass Bandit"

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boydell

stoner dell spokesman that gets arrested for buying weed.

boydell: dude, youre getting a dimebag!

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knuckler

overheard on Piccadilly in London, seemingly meant to imply one mastubates or 'knuckles' compulsively.

"outta me way ya knuckler!"

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mundt

noun; the origin, presence or residual smell, taste, touch, sound, sight and/or feeling from encountering that which you hate.

adjective; describing anything you hate in one word.

(fat old lady tourist): where's the nearest ATM?
(local): mundt

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luskan

n Someone who found a leadership position due to every other person more qualified being employed in more important roles.

From: The town of Luskan in the forgotten realms where a nobody became a Lord of Waterdeep.

Damn, Simon pulled a true Luskan after the CEO and VP quit, now running the department.

riconkulous

Beyond or surpassing ludicrous.

A 78" TV is ludicrous, but a 176" TV is riconkulous.

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