Ashton Fuckcher

Having sex with a hot milf, while secretley pretending it's Ashton Kutcher, everyone's favourite man crush.

Person 1: Dude, I totally fucked your mummy last night in her gaping wizard sleeve.

Person 2: That's superawesomedisgusting

Person 1: It's cool though, I was performing an Ashton Fuckcher at Grade 8 level.

Person 2: Oh, I'll join in next time then.