smoo

a meaningless insult; commonly used by 4-year-olds. Usable an any part of speech, much like fuck.

You're a smoo.
Go smoo your dog.

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JSK

Person or persons using overly pedantic forms of the english language and criticising needlessly and overtly on inconsequential errors in the spelling and punctuation of others

Ha! You're a right JSK!

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black crash

When you go to the pub straight from work and end up out all night in your work clothes.

Most people that do it are in the construction industry.

“Coming pub after work lad?”

“Yeah I will but I can’t be arsed staying out all night though. We’ve black crashed it every Friday for the passed 2 weeks”