Ulle

A fake asian. Or Fasian.

Man that Tito Puentes is such an Ulle.

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chillaxterbate

to simulitaneously beat off and rub an ice pack on your jewels(genitalia) which produces a "chilling sensation"; this is best done when one is really hot from some sort of exercise and their nuts are hung like a horse, so putting an ice pack on them relaxes them; however, the negative things about chillaxterbating is that the spluge discharge won't be as far because of the cold temperatures and also if you chillaxterbate too long, you will lose all of your babies(sperm) due to that cold temperatures kill them; this can also be a 2 person exercise which can include many enjoyable positions

I love to chillaxterbate after weight lifting because it cools me down

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FoxFlight

One who eats Popeyes chicken. A Lot.

Its not rape if you yell surpise, Foxflight.

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esqwench

combonation of the words esquire and wench. Used as a title or signature.

Megan's title is esqwench, post haste. Or is is Esqwench, Poast Haste?

hebrew hop

when one jumps up in the air, kicking his legs and flailing his arms wildly, basically making himself look like a total douche bag

"hahahaha, look at that queer doing hebrew hops, i think he's mad because he has a small chode"

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bahama breeze

when one is taking a hot shower and they fart, creating a path of wind that smells exceptionally bad due to the warm conditions in the shower

i always make sure to produce a bahama breeze while i'm in the shower

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post-poop

The period of time just after defacating, or taking a crap.

I spent a lot of time crying during my post-poop.

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