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The period of time just after defacating, or taking a crap.
I spent a lot of time crying during my post-poop.
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This is the fart that is released after a massive dump. It is an all-clear sign that you are emptied out.
He had to shit after eating at the buffet. He then released a post poop fart when he got out of the bathroom.
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The sadness after a real good poop. Sometimes you poop and its feels like part of you has left and something significant has been lost that can never be brought back. It leaves a feeling on incredible remorse and sadness.
Howard are you doing okay this morning?
I'm okay I just have some post poop depression. It will pass.
When you have a bowel movement so gargantuan that it gives you a moment of clarity to reflect on your diet
“Bro what’s up with Jeff?”
“Oh nothing, he’s just going through post poop clarity.”
This is the urination directly after a bowel movement. It is a pleasant feeling and you are truly relieved after that.
I took a huge shit after getting to the motel room. When I finished I had a post poop piss. I feel truly relieved.
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The "high" following a bowel movement. The act of dumping stimulates the vagus nerve which sends a signal to your brain causing a euphoric glow typically lasting between 2 and 10 minutes. Can be shortened to PPE
I destroyed the toilet the morning after an amazing Indian food feast and had the most satisfying post poop euphoria.
After an amazing bowel movement I experience the best PPE, now I'm ready to tackle my day!
Post-Poop Butt Hurt is when, after a particularly bad poop, your butt hurts. Otherwise known as PPBH.
Person #1: Aw, man, I took such a big dump yesterday that it gave me PPBH!
Person #2: PPBH?
Person #1: Yeah, Post-Poop Butt Hurt
Person #2: Dude, PPBH is the worst!