Perf

Something that is absolutely perfect. A response that is perf should make the recipient so sure of themselves that they break out in dance and song. It’s always amazing someone says that a plan or even an outfit is perf than you should know that you got that shit done and done well.

Tom: Ahhhhhhhh your outfit is perf.

Paula: Really? Do you wanna make out?

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Passat

This god damn car hand crafted by those little bastards in Germany will take you more places than the mind can wonder. She’s not easy to get control of but once you tame this stallion of a car it’s smooth sailing. To the best and worst of time the passat can handle it all.

Toddy : Have you ever been in a passat.

Liam: No.

Toddy: Yeah it’s obvious you haven’t.

Virgin ass bitch.

Bitches be having the wildest threesomes in those cars.

Liam: How do you know.

Toddy: I’ve gotten my beak wet a few times in that beautiful car.

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Shermin

Michael Shermin is the most kingly king in the entire world. His music has brought the bears out of hibernation and brought countries back together. He is living evidence of what pussy can do to a man. When used in the wrong way pussy can absolutely destroy a man. When listening to his number one hit song baby you can actually feel the sexual energy drying up. He is a reminder to all that pussy is just pussy and that one is never enough.

This fine motherfucker had me shermin. Don’t ever let me go that crazy for the ole pus ever again. I was about to risk it all.

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“There’s no love in latex”

Skin to skin contact is the way to go. I don’t care if sperm travels into my uterine wall and impregnates me. Penis is the foreskin love is what I need.

Gwen: I was hooking up with this total minx last night and he got out a condom. I looked him dead in the eye and said “there’s no love in latex” and then we fucked.

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wet-ta-ness

that’s wet

my girl had great amounts of wet-ta-ness last night

Sinson

When you start dating a guy and he’s the biggest bitch ass you’ve ever met in your life. He’s an emo little bastard that has never touched a women in his entire life. He doesn’t wash his nasty ass toes and he has a hard time growing them correctly. If you went to the morgue you might find his lookalike.

I went out with this guy and he was a total sinson. He would rather have brother time then hang with a human women. Steer clear of that sinson.

Beanie Bastard

These little fuckers are kind of like hipsters but they’re not. One could say that they are a little confused all they know is that they like the way beanies look so for some dumbass reason so they keep wearing them. Now they are not really hipsters because they are not organic and they don't really fuck with macha. THEY CAN ONLY BE DESCRIBED AS GOD LOVING HIGH SCHOOL BOYS that look like they grow yeast for their kombucha in their room. So just imagine a regular, masturbating, nasty boy that fucks really hard with beanies.

MY VAGINA IS ALWAYS DRY AS LISAS PIE WHENEVER I SEE A BEANIE BASTARD.