Beanie Bastard

These little fuckers are kind of like hipsters but they’re not. One could say that they are a little confused all they know is that they like the way beanies look so for some dumbass reason so they keep wearing them. Now they are not really hipsters because they are not organic and they don't really fuck with macha. THEY CAN ONLY BE DESCRIBED AS GOD LOVING HIGH SCHOOL BOYS that look like they grow yeast for their kombucha in their room. So just imagine a regular, masturbating, nasty boy that fucks really hard with beanies.

MY VAGINA IS ALWAYS DRY AS LISAS PIE WHENEVER I SEE A BEANIE BASTARD.

Sinson

When you start dating a guy and he’s the biggest bitch ass you’ve ever met in your life. He’s an emo little bastard that has never touched a women in his entire life. He doesn’t wash his nasty ass toes and he has a hard time growing them correctly. If you went to the morgue you might find his lookalike.

I went out with this guy and he was a total sinson. He would rather have brother time then hang with a human women. Steer clear of that sinson.

wet-ta-ness

that’s wet

my girl had great amounts of wet-ta-ness last night

Owen Grayed

When you’re hooking up with a guy and he goes down on the gal so well that you don’t know how he can ever eat again and you’re worried that your gal has been ransacked because his mouth was crafted by Jesus fucking Chris himself.

I had to blend up my boyfriend eggs and bacon this morning because he owen grayed it last night. He has to get his jaw wired shut tomorrow.

american cut

These little fucks are everywhere they can seem like normal people but they aren’t. They are known for there silly stupid little hair cuts. These boys have gone through rigorous testing on bird knowledge as well as how to make sure a woman never has an orgasm. They are the benjamin button of high school boys and make sure to never date one. If you do you might find yourself spinning like a dreidel and vomiting because he’s just pulled the kitten lip and said pweeeease. DONT FUCKING DO IT.

Roger: Come and hang out with me.

Lola: No.

Roger: Why?

Lola: No.

Roger: Pweeeease?

Lola: No… go lick a dick you american cut.

Passat

This god damn car hand crafted by those little bastards in Germany will take you more places than the mind can wonder. She’s not easy to get control of but once you tame this stallion of a car it’s smooth sailing. To the best and worst of time the passat can handle it all.

Toddy : Have you ever been in a passat.

Liam: No.

Toddy: Yeah it’s obvious you haven’t.

Virgin ass bitch.

Bitches be having the wildest threesomes in those cars.

Liam: How do you know.

Toddy: I’ve gotten my beak wet a few times in that beautiful car.

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July 5th

Nobody gives a fuck about the birth of America and the separation of those tea suckers from the damn colonizers. That is yesterdays problem. What people were really whispering about was the the awful happenings of discharge. The question is why does discharge happen… fuck discharge. While swimming is all good and fun it’s the dangers of taking off the suit that girls across America fret about. What has my vagina created? You have to take off your suit and discover. July 5th marks a type of day that you and your friends promise to never talk about. The kind of day that stays between the brothers forever and always.

Lisa: Hey I’m tired let’s go dry off and put on our clothes… get out of these suits.

Ophelia and Eddy: Okay !

Lisa: Let’s see the goods. Just for fun we’re all girls.

Eddy: Ahhhhhhhhh what just flight out of Ophelia???

Ophelia: Guys oh my gosh. No.

Eddy: We can’t be friends with discharge girl.

Lisa: Yeah let’s get out of here before we get the discharge touch.

Ophelia: Guys please never talk about this it’s a July 5th kinda moment.

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